Total Medals Earned: 598 (From 125 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,215 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/500 points)
Complete first adventure level
Upgrade to level 3
Upgrade to level 6
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Collecte 500 atomic capsule
Upgrade to level 10
Complete all adventure levels
Complete all levels
Unlock and upgrade all skills to top levels
Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/300 points)
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Survived 5 minutes
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Player unlocks the android outfit
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/155 points)
Beat Canyon Beast
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (250/250 points)
Complete 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 25 levels
Complete 30 levels
Medals Earned: 3/9 (110/410 points)
Cut the ice for 50 times
Clarified
Cut the ice for 100 times
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 20
Complete 10 levels in a row without losing
Complete 20 levels in a row without losing
Complete all levels in a row without losing
Medals Earned: 7/10 (235/390 points)
Breaked 1 safe open
Survived 5 days of invasion
Killed 100 green invaders
Killed 400 green invaders
Destroyed 5 pianos
Picked up 10 "extra-wave" boxes
Picked up 100 rubbies
Used 15 repairs boxes
Called for next wave 25 times
Completed the whole game